I remember Lindsay waiving at me from across the crowded room. My heart began to pound in my chest! I started to waive back and when she approached, I called upon my courage and said….. “Hey Lindsay”.
She almost knocked me over as she walked through me and hugged Thomas Liddy.
Much like Taylor Swift at the Grammys, I realized I had been “SWIFTED”.
Time machines can fix mistakes. Marty McFly, please don’t let Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian kiss at the high school dance.
Mel Gibson says, “We must be tolerant of all religions… just not the Jews.”
Lindsay Lohan keeps the tabloids on their toes, like a midget at a urinal.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Miley Cyrus is a schizophrenic, and so is Hannah Montana.
Hey Kim Jong Un: fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Just look at Tom Arnold.
The last time John Travolta was in a woman was when he visited the Statue of Liberty.
Andy Dick proves you are what you eat.
Now that Roger Ebert is gone, here is some movie advice: If “The Rock” is in it, thumbs down.
If you are not happy with yourself, be brave and change yourself like Chaz Bono.
Don’t worry Amanda Bynes, You will find love. When woman go wrong, men go right after them.
Britney Spears, in order to meet someone as special as you, I hang out at the bowling alley.
Low Lying fruit and Lindsay Lohan have a lot in common: Cheap, easy to get, and bruised.
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Our Disney Darling fell from grace with “un-Disney-like” behavior.
Lindsay has charmed courts, prisons and rehab but none can save her.
DUI’s, lies, theft, drugs, lesbianism, wrecks and the party scene.
LiLo is “Lindz Skywalker” with her new mentor “Yoda Sheen”.
Our troubled redhead was offered a million for a mold of her privates.
The “Fire Crotch Fleshlight” would be a hit and have more tightness.
Our tabloid princess rocks stolen jewelry and alcohol detecting bracelets.
Lindz cries in court and punches rehab workers in their faces.
From your media-mongering father to your attention loving mother;
It’s no wonder why the “Hot Mess” is always in rehab but never recovers.
In a quote Linz once proclaimed, “yeah, motherfu*%er I’m fine!”
Screw Herbie the Love Bug, I’d much rather see LiLo serve time.
From The Ford Talent Agency to the Betty Ford Clinic,
There is never a tabloid without our little Lindsay in it.
Kim is an inspiration to all Fame Whores.
Just make a sex tape and the world is yours.
No talent, No worries! You don’t need acting class.
Fame is popping out a titty or showing yo fat ass.
Wardrobe malfunctions, reality shows and annoying chatter.
Kimye is now pregnant and showing but the ass is STILL fatter.
Damn Hollywood and America for thinking you’re beauties.
Greasing every club door to squeeze in your big booties.
I hear you are moving to London, I hope all goes well.
Since you’ve banged the whole NBA and all the NFL.
Does London have ballers, rappers and the like.
Wait! A sex tape with Prince Harry Keeps you in the spotlight.
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Why are you so AWESOME and I SUCK?! 