Time machines can fix mistakes. Marty McFly, please don’t let Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian kiss at the high school dance.
Mel Gibson says, “We must be tolerant of all religions… just not the Jews.”
Lindsay Lohan keeps the tabloids on their toes, like a midget at a urinal.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Miley Cyrus is a schizophrenic, and so is Hannah Montana.
Hey Kim Jong Un: fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Just look at Tom Arnold.
The last time John Travolta was in a woman was when he visited the Statue of Liberty.
Andy Dick proves you are what you eat.
Now that Roger Ebert is gone, here is some movie advice: If “The Rock” is in it, thumbs down.
If you are not happy with yourself, be brave and change yourself like Chaz Bono.
Don’t worry Amanda Bynes, You will find love. When woman go wrong, men go right after them.
Britney Spears, in order to meet someone as special as you, I hang out at the bowling alley.
Low Lying fruit and Lindsay Lohan have a lot in common: Cheap, easy to get, and bruised.