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TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO FIND TRUE LOVE


Kimye has graced the front cover of vogue to display Hollywood love that we have not seen since Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler in GONE WITH THE WIND. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a Damn” is a popular quote from Rhett Butler but does it really compare to the Hallmark quotes of Kanye? “I don’t know what’s better, gettn’ laid or gettn’ paid”, thanks Kanye, that Kim K is one lucky bitch.

Speaking of Hallmark moments: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski”, thanks Bill Clinton. One of my favorites: “Twist, you guys wasn’t gettin’ paid to leave the dogs babysittin’ the sheep while you stem the rose”, thanks BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

Speaking of BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN…James Franco and Seth Rogan need a tent of their own. These two flamers keep hiding their rainbow behind “spoofs” when they are actually more in love than Kimye.


Americans love public displays of Hollywood love. It influences all aspects of our lives. I always roll the last meatball to my bitch, sorry, date. Rhianna loves herself with selfies and Chris Brown loves to beat her. I need to publically display love just like Kim K did with her sex tape. That is how…TO BE FAMOUS!

ENCHANTED KARDASHIAN MOMEMTS

Kimye Bouquet
Kim is an inspiration to all Fame Whores.

Just make a sex tape and the world is yours.

No talent, No worries! You don’t need acting class.

Fame is popping out a titty or showing yo fat ass.

Wardrobe malfunctions, reality shows and annoying chatter.

Kimye is now pregnant and showing but the ass is STILL fatter.

Damn Hollywood and America for thinking you’re beauties.

Greasing every club door to squeeze in your big booties.

I hear you are moving to London, I hope all goes well.

Since you’ve banged the whole NBA and all the NFL.

Does London have ballers, rappers and the like.

Wait! A sex tape with Prince Harry Keeps you in the spotlight.

TO BE FAMOUS…..I NEED TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME

Instead of focusing on my acting and networking, I need to engage in public displays of foolish behavior….TO BE FAMOUS. When In-N-Out Burger asks, “are you going to be eating in your car?” I will answer “Of course not. I will be eating on the floor with a bottle of Jack while my daughter uploads the video to You Tube.”

Why have sex for free? I can earn money while having sex with a celebrity! This kills two birds with one stone and I gain fame.

I love football so streaking at an NFL Game will launch my career faster than winning America’s Got Talent. Plus, it will work off the beer and nachos that are mandatory at any sporting event.

EVERYONE loves Kim and Kanye. Now they can love me too, as I strategically place my face in their paparazzi shot. Otherwise, the only way I can afford headshots is to smile real big as I run a red light.
TO BE FAMOUS-DANIEL LOPEZ NEED TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.