TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO BE ON THE MSN HOMEPAGE

Fame, we all want it but how do we become famous? Every day, I wake up a loser. Somebody has to pay. My total YouTube hits 80…and that took 5 years. No likes and only 79 dislikes. Thanks Arabdancer92 for not disliking, smiley face wink. If you really want to know how to become famous, you need to be on the homepage of MSN.com. How do you do that? You need to be a baby squirrel-or a pit bull posing with baby chicks. Guess how many YouTube hits? 20 million in 24 hours. Kim K’s Ass is always a top mover on the MSN homepage…TO BE FAMOUS…I need pets and ass. 

So here is my worldwide debut of “Pets and Ass”. This music video has all the right ingredients for the discerning public who can never get enough “Pets and Ass”!

TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED A VIRAL YOU TUBE VIDEO

My You Tube videos are as forgotten and ignored as Mitt Romney’s presidential hopes. But apparently, millions of hits will get Bieber’s agents to contact you. Just as they have contacted the South Korean Artist PSY. His You Tube Video, “Gangnam Style”, has more hits than Rhianna after a night out with Chris Brown. PSY has even surpassed the mighty Justin Bieber’s popular You Tube Video, “Baby”.

So it’s simple: Viral You Tube video + new contract=FAME!

Although I actually enjoyed Psy’s “Gangnam Style” video, I really hate cats. Why cats? Because each year You Tube Videos of cats get billions of hits and go viral. I can’t believe the amount of talentless cats that are stealing my spotlight: The OMG Cat, The Keyboard Playing Cat, Maru, Nora the piano playing cat, Atilla Fluff, The Boxing Kitten and many more.

I would rather drive a Prius to a Justin Beiber concert than see “OMG the cat” run across another keyboard and get a BILLION HITS! I would rather wear a “One Direction Rules!” T-shirt than watch a crazy Korean dance “Gangnam Style” BUT….. I am desperate and will do anything TO BE FAMOUS. So get ready for “OMG Lopez Style”. Can’t beat em’, join em’!