Our Disney Darling fell from grace with “un-Disney-like” behavior.
Lindsay has charmed courts, prisons and rehab but none can save her.
DUI’s, lies, theft, drugs, lesbianism, wrecks and the party scene.
LiLo is “Lindz Skywalker” with her new mentor “Yoda Sheen”.
Our troubled redhead was offered a million for a mold of her privates.
The “Fire Crotch Fleshlight” would be a hit and have more tightness.
Our tabloid princess rocks stolen jewelry and alcohol detecting bracelets.
Lindz cries in court and punches rehab workers in their faces.
From your media-mongering father to your attention loving mother;
It’s no wonder why the “Hot Mess” is always in rehab but never recovers.
In a quote Linz once proclaimed, “yeah, motherfu*%er I’m fine!”
Screw Herbie the Love Bug, I’d much rather see LiLo serve time.
From The Ford Talent Agency to the Betty Ford Clinic,
There is never a tabloid without our little Lindsay in it.