TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO BE ON THE MSN HOMEPAGE

Fame, we all want it but how do we become famous? Every day, I wake up a loser. Somebody has to pay. My total YouTube hits 80…and that took 5 years. No likes and only 79 dislikes. Thanks Arabdancer92 for not disliking, smiley face wink. If you really want to know how to become famous, you need to be on the homepage of MSN.com. How do you do that? You need to be a baby squirrel-or a pit bull posing with baby chicks. Guess how many YouTube hits? 20 million in 24 hours. Kim K’s Ass is always a top mover on the MSN homepage…TO BE FAMOUS…I need pets and ass. 

So here is my worldwide debut of “Pets and Ass”. This music video has all the right ingredients for the discerning public who can never get enough “Pets and Ass”!

ENCHANTED GRAMMY MOMENTS

I remember Lindsay waiving at me from across the crowded room. My heart began to pound in my chest! I started to waive back and when she approached, I called upon my courage and said….. “Hey Lindsay”.

She almost knocked me over as she walked through me and hugged Thomas Liddy.

Much like Taylor Swift at the Grammys, I realized I had been “SWIFTED”.