Celebrities achieve and maintain fame in many different ways. An Oscar for best supporting actor or maybe even a memorable performance can always help elevate a celebrity’s star status. But CHEATING! That is what will make you FAMOUS!
How do you cheat to gain fame? It’s easy. Just ask Tiger Woods. Texting every hood rat for a bootie call took him from a well-known athlete to famous. Arnold Schwarzenegger entered his maid and the spotlight when he cheated on Maria Shriver.
Lance Armstrong is no exception. Sure we all know him for his Tour De France medals and single nut. But once we learned he doped and cheated; he became famous. So famous that Oprah called him her single greatest interview! Way to “Ball-Up” Lance. We all have learned a valuable lesson; if you want to be famous, you need to cheat and go “Ball Deep”.
Why are you so AWESOME and I SUCK?! 