TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO CO-STAR WITH NICOLAS CAGE

TO BE FAMOUS…Twenty years ago, I started my five year plan for success! I actually earned my first acting credit as a co- star with Nicolas Cage. His character walks up to mine and says, “Two churros”. “Yes Sir Mr. Cage, enjoy your churros”. That was my extensive Oscar worthy line. What? It was a Disney Production. So what if I was selling churros at Disneyland. The fact that Nicolas Cage ordered churros from me makes me a co-star in a Disney Production! Right? At least that’s what I put on my resume.

No, I don’t have a reel of this scene. So watch my video as I try to brainwash you into believing I had a co-starring role with Nicholas Cage.

DANIEL LOPEZ COSTARRING WITH NICOLAS CAGE IN A DISNEY PRODUCTION….OKAY I SOLD HIM CHURROS AT DISNEYLAND.

TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED A VIRAL YOU TUBE VIDEO

My You Tube videos are as forgotten and ignored as Mitt Romney’s presidential hopes. But apparently, millions of hits will get Bieber’s agents to contact you. Just as they have contacted the South Korean Artist PSY. His You Tube Video, “Gangnam Style”, has more hits than Rhianna after a night out with Chris Brown. PSY has even surpassed the mighty Justin Bieber’s popular You Tube Video, “Baby”.

So it’s simple: Viral You Tube video + new contract=FAME!

Although I actually enjoyed Psy’s “Gangnam Style” video, I really hate cats. Why cats? Because each year You Tube Videos of cats get billions of hits and go viral. I can’t believe the amount of talentless cats that are stealing my spotlight: The OMG Cat, The Keyboard Playing Cat, Maru, Nora the piano playing cat, Atilla Fluff, The Boxing Kitten and many more.

I would rather drive a Prius to a Justin Beiber concert than see “OMG the cat” run across another keyboard and get a BILLION HITS! I would rather wear a “One Direction Rules!” T-shirt than watch a crazy Korean dance “Gangnam Style” BUT….. I am desperate and will do anything TO BE FAMOUS. So get ready for “OMG Lopez Style”. Can’t beat em’, join em’!