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CELEBRITY JOKE OF THE DAY

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“Bruce Walters”

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TO BE FAMOUS… I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOOK

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To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. LINDSAY LOHAN sure does keep the tabloids busy. She keeps them on their toes like a midget at a urinal. Always changing her look and breaking the law.

Lindsay keeps the tabloids busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican funeral.

Our freckled ginger has been banged harder than a screen door in a hurricane.

Her lawyer is busier than a priest at an all boys choir sleepover.

LiLo drives faster than a cat can lick its ASS!

Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!

TO BE FAMOUS… I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOOK

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To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. BARRY MANILOW who? For those of you who know him, YES, he is still alive. For those of you who don’t; Barry Manilow is an American singer-songwriter who has performed in more than a thousand shows and is considered a legend, just like Pinocchio. This is thanks to his creator, Geppetto, who created Barry “Pinocchio” Manilow in 1883.

After 35 years of performing on stage and 25 top 40 hits, Manilow’s little wooden hips broke down and he underwent surgery for bursitis. He also has severe heart disease but… just look at that youthful sheen. The “Disney Manilow Puppet” was even asked to join comedian Jeff Dunham and “Peanut” to perform “I write the songs” and “Mandy”. We are all very fortunate for the quality workmanship of Geppetto because we definitely can’t smile without Jew Barry!

Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!