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TO BE FAMOUS… I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOOK

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To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. LINDSAY LOHAN sure does keep the tabloids busy. She keeps them on their toes like a midget at a urinal. Always changing her look and breaking the law.

Lindsay keeps the tabloids busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican funeral.

Our freckled ginger has been banged harder than a screen door in a hurricane.

Her lawyer is busier than a priest at an all boys choir sleepover.

LiLo drives faster than a cat can lick its ASS!

Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!

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TO BE FAMOUS… I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOOK

To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. STEVEN TYLER was once known as the hard-rocking front man of Aerosmith. But unfortunately, just as George Lucas totally FUC@ED the Star Wars Franchise with Jar Jar Binks; so did Steven Ty-Ty Binks destroy his rocker image by joining American Idol.
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Meesa wish Meesa had some balls. But Jennifer Lopez issa me friend..Ye Gods, Whatta meesa sayin’!.” –Steven-Ty-Ty-Binks

Joe Perry of Aerosmith is no longer livid at Steven Tyler as the band is now touring after Tyler quit American Idol. But the transformation to American Idol judge turned America’s rocker into a joke. Not just any joke but a Jar Jar Binks of a joke. He has reached out to Miley Cryus following her bong smoking scandal to offer advice. He has fallen in a shower knocking out his front teeth and recently Steven Ty-Ty-Binks has purchased a $1.1 million custom convertible.

Stevens new Hennessey Venom GT Spyder has 1,200 horsepower and can go from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds. His new car is about as useless in Los Angeles traffic as Jar Jar Binks was the most useless of all Star Wars characters.

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Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!