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TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO BE ON THE MSN HOMEPAGE

Fame, we all want it but how do we become famous? Every day, I wake up a loser. Somebody has to pay. My total YouTube hits 80…and that took 5 years. No likes and only 79 dislikes. Thanks Arabdancer92 for not disliking, smiley face wink. If you really want to know how to become famous, you need to be on the homepage of MSN.com. How do you do that? You need to be a baby squirrel-or a pit bull posing with baby chicks. Guess how many YouTube hits? 20 million in 24 hours. Kim K’s Ass is always a top mover on the MSN homepage…TO BE FAMOUS…I need pets and ass. 
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So here is my worldwide debut of “Pets and Ass”. This music video has all the right ingredients for the discerning public who can never get enough “Pets and Ass”!

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TO BE FAMOUS… I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOOK

To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. The unknown celebrities rely on method acting, wardrobe and makeup. The famous ones have found that going under the knife will always keep them in the spotlight. Here is another installment and exclusive look at how celebrities stay awesome by changing their look.

LONI ANDERSON- Loni Anderson has made a career following the one true and time-tested formula for success: SEX SELLS. Who cares if she has the acting skills of Robert De Niro’s Hemorrhoid, her augmented breast still look 20 years young. After going under the knife more than Nicole Brown Simpson, Loni looks like she was manufactured in China. Mattel Toys offered her a contract to be their new “Mattel Smokey Barbie”.

LONI ANDERSON TRANSFORMATION

 

BURT REYNOLDS- Sadly, the once high-flying 76-year-old “Smokey and the Bandit” box-office champ is nearly broke and has undergone a quintuple heart bypass and back surgeries. Rather than throw in the towel, Burt has taken a page from the life of his famous ex, Loni Anderson. Burt has signed with Hasbro and is now “Hasbro Has-Been Spud”. Has-Been Spud is already getting work on the upcoming “Toy Story” sequel.

BURT REYNOLDS TRANSFORMATION

Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!

TO BE FAMOUS… I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOOK

Famous actors are awesome and stay awesome by changing their look. It’s their biggest asset and makes them extremely marketable. Sure you can memorize your lines but at the end of the day, YOU’RE JUST YOU. Here, let me give you some examples of actors who DON’T SUCK:

CARROT-TOP- WOW! Carrot Top is so diverse he can play Liono the Thundercat, Beeker from The Muppets, The Mad Hatter, Raggedy Andy, Wilma from The Flinstones, Jessica Rabbit or any one of the Jokers from Batman.

MICHAEL JACKSON- A true professional even in 2012. Sure, as Jack the Pumpkin King, his look is similar but he continues his celebrity status as a great singer.

KENNY ROGERS- True, we should’ve stopped talking about Kenny Rogers in the 80’s. But he is too good! Now with his always alert eyes and smile; you can’t help but sing “The Gambler”.

I can go on and on but you know what to do. If you want to stop sucking then change your look. Megan Fox was already hot but now……she is a living, breathing inflatable sex doll! Very Marketable and FAMOUS!

MICHAEL JACKSON AND MICKEY ROURKE, BEFORE AND AFTER PLASTIC SURGERY.