To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. Bruce Jenner has hit headlines in recent weeks with his Adam’s apple reduction surgery, midlife crisis behavior and his ‘Michael Jackson-like obsession’ with going under the knife.
Our ‘bob-rocking’ 64 year old former Olympian is not sick of Hollywood; he’s just getting started. Our Wheaties queen is gearing up for his biggest role ever; Caesar the talking chimpanzee in the upcoming Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. “When I found out Chimpanzees don’t have an Adam’s apple, I underwent surgery and read for the part. If those talentless Kardashians can make over $40 million for being nothing more than down-ass bitches for thugs; just wait until I rock this Caesar thing!”
As for the ‘Michael Jackson-Like obsession’ with plastic surgery, Caesar Jenner is hoping to play Bubbles in the upcoming Michael Jackson documentary.
Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!
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