To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. Bruce Jenner has hit headlines in recent weeks with his Adam’s apple reduction surgery, midlife crisis behavior and his ‘Michael Jackson-like obsession’ with going under the knife.
Our ‘bob-rocking’ 64 year old former Olympian is not sick of Hollywood; he’s just getting started. Our Wheaties queen is gearing up for his biggest role ever; Caesar the talking chimpanzee in the upcoming Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. “When I found out Chimpanzees don’t have an Adam’s apple, I underwent surgery and read for the part. If those talentless Kardashians can make over $40 million for being nothing more than down-ass bitches for thugs; just wait until I rock this Caesar thing!”
As for the ‘Michael Jackson-Like obsession’ with plastic surgery, Caesar Jenner is hoping to play Bubbles in the upcoming Michael Jackson documentary.
Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!
I saw a photo of Bruce a while back and couldn’t believe it was him. Not that he was ever that great looking, but holy cow!
On the other hand, there are a ton of women who have done the same thing to themselves, so he has plenty of company.
Very funny post.
I think I might have an Adam’s apple surgically implanted – just to be different 🙂
What, in the throat? That would barely look different at all. Have you ever seen someone with an Adam’s apple in their shinbone, for example?
Or maybe in the middle of my forehead… 🙂 (That made me snort with laughter, thanks!!)
Yout are on the right track to fame!
It’s like the theory of devolution, as he morphs backwards into an ape. I think his problem was he started out too pretty. If Rob Lowe got surgery, he’d probably become an orangutan.
That really is an interesting theory. So, I’m on my way up and he’s on his way down. Yes!