Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon went “swimming” in Hawaii and photos of the white trash playing white trash tonsil jockey went viral. Sure Rick’s johnson also went “viral” but look at all the attention he is getting.
So will Pammy “swim” with you? Hell yeah! Since Baywatch, that’s really all our tattooed, silicone burn-out has done. She has slept with everyone. Pam will not only keep you in the spotlight, but she’ll put you in the clinic as well. Just look at
David Spade, Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, Bret Michaels, Arsenio Hall, Kid Rock, Fred Durst, Stephen Dorff……..it would be easier to tell you who our porno queen hasn’t slept with.
So if you want to be famous, as I do, swimming will keep you irrelevant, but swimming with Pam Anderson……FAMOUS! Sure you can be a Killer-Whale trainer at SeaWorld and spare yourself the STD’s and Hepatitis C.
Not only will Pam Anderson make you famous, but you will be lucky enough to be the 1/4 who have herpes! You and your new-found fame will now be VIRAL!
I shouldn’t really laugh, but your face OMG. Brava!
You SHOULD laugh… it’s what I work for. 🙂 Thanks for reading.
If Pam needs the arobic exercize swimming provides her I for one would not deny her.
Absolutely not! As you can see, I jumped at the chance.
There’s certainly a poetic feel to going viral while contracting an actual virus such as hepatitis…
I sure do agree with you. Thanks for reading.
Too funny!
Thanks for reading! 🙂
The way you draw in attention from the paparazzi is amazing! You will obviously never be camera shy! 🙂
Dude…even with the snorkel…how…wait…if you put your…no, that won’t work. Goddamn it, how is she doing that!?
It’s magical, mysterious and raunchy all at the same time! 🙂 thanks for reading!
Hi. Thanks for checking out my blog and liking “Double Petunia.” Wish I knew who wrote it, but I never did know. Someone just told it to me and I remembered it. Merry Christmas.