TO BE FAMOUS…MY PARENTS NEED TO BE TRAIN-WRECKS

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Just what is a train-wreck? It’s a celebrity who has gone off the deep end. When a celebrity screws up, we can’t stop watching. Sometimes, if you’re really lucky, you can witness “generations” of train-wrecks. Parents will pimp their kids to Hollywood for reality shows, endorsements and financial gains. I wish! Why couldn’t my parents be train-wrecks and pimp me out to Hollywood so I could be famous?

When I was young, I was a cute boy which means I was perfect for Michael Jackson. Mama Lopez should’ve sent me to Michael’s slumber party but instead she did the “right thing” and sent me to school. Now, I work at Sonic and nobody knows me.

So here are the parents and “mommygers” of Hollywood we can’t get enough of.
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Dina Lohan:

No talent, no worries! Learn how to turn a wardrobe malfunction or a DUI into Hollywood GOLD! –Start today at the college of Dina Lohan.

 

Billy Ray Cyrus: 

“I made a mistake with Miley. I let Disney use her and I really didn’t make any money. They ruined her life so I wish I could take that back…..why do you ask? Does Disney want to renegotiate?”

 

Kris Jenner: 

“I’m getting Kim into the auto industry. Her new “K-Kar” will be just like her; no real appeal, upgrades or amenities. Just a HUGE trunk!!”

 

June Thompson, (Honey Boo Boo’s Mama): 

“I reckon Honey Boo Boo and me can get naked and dance on stage like two pole cats but y’all mind if we wear matchn’ tiaras?”

So hopefully you enjoyed this addition of train-wrecks. Remember, there is no shortage of train-wrecks out there so stay tuned and find out what it takes…TO BE FAMOUS!

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6 responses to “TO BE FAMOUS…MY PARENTS NEED TO BE TRAIN-WRECKS

  1. That Mama June quote counts as an imaginary atrocity.

  2. Oh. My. Gosh. That’s all i’ve got for now…

  3. Hello, whyareyousoawesomeandisuck. Thank you for taking time to visit my blog and liking my post. I’ll be popping back SOON. Bye for now.

  4. hello. first, thanks for visiting my blog, The National Harold-Gazette, and the likes.
    not that i really care, but it amazes me how some of these people got to be “famous” in the first place. and even more so, why anyone pays attention to them.

  5. food4thesoul93

    Thanks for the visit and the “like” on “Notes…” Continued success, Skip.

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