TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO DATE AN ATHLETE

Screw going to Julliard for acting classes. Kim Kardashian dated three athletes in 2 years. She even married Chris Humphreys, and now she is FAMOUS! Unless you marry a prince, go to rehab or make a sex tape, sacking yourself a quarterback is the best shortcut to FAME!

I’m not suggesting tackling every NFL and NBA player like Kim. But, if a couple of photos leaked out with my stupid face riding shotgun in Danica Patrick’s Formula One Car– BLAM…….I’m FAMOUS!

A last word of advice/caution; much like Voldemort in Harry Potter, you do not even whisper….Roethlisberger. One too many shots of tequila and you will feel the cold, prickly beard of the RoethlesRAPER!

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