TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO CO-STAR WITH NICOLAS CAGE

TO BE FAMOUS…Twenty years ago, I started my five year plan for success! I actually earned my first acting credit as a co- star with Nicolas Cage. His character walks up to mine and says, “Two churros”. “Yes Sir Mr. Cage, enjoy your churros”. That was my extensive Oscar worthy line. What? It was a Disney Production. So what if I was selling churros at Disneyland. The fact that Nicolas Cage ordered churros from me makes me a co-star in a Disney Production! Right? At least that’s what I put on my resume.

No, I don’t have a reel of this scene. So watch my video as I try to brainwash you into believing I had a co-starring role with Nicholas Cage.


DANIEL LOPEZ COSTARRING WITH NICOLAS CAGE IN A DISNEY PRODUCTION….OKAY I SOLD HIM CHURROS AT DISNEYLAND.


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22 responses to “TO BE FAMOUS…I NEED TO CO-STAR WITH NICOLAS CAGE

  1. Hey man, that’s still better than a lot of other people!

  2. You’re practically there, my friend. Believing in yourself is the hardest part.

  3. With all the under water real estate Cage had, your fortune may have been with your Real Estate license.

  4. ..and your movie has still been watched by more people than ‘John Carter’.

  5. Maybe you should suggest that in the tenth-anniversary re-release of his trip they digitally alter the churros into Chipwiches.

  6. I think you should be nominated for Best Supporting Actor. You’re a pretty funny guy – the standup routine made me laugh.

  7. OMG!!!! I have my RE license too!!! (TRUTH) and “I” sold Nick a house!!!!! (lie)…but he made me wanna raise my kids in a trailer in Arizona ;) (poor fantasy)

  8. Hello and thanks for liking my posts! I will follow all your wise advice and hope to one day serve a pizza or croissant to the Cage-meister.

  9. I want to co-star with Nicolas Cage too! I’m so jealous. I never even got to sell him a churro.

  10. Hey, that’s really neat. But, dude, hit him up for $10M in tax on the next purchase. It’s not much, but it’s a start, considering he owes it to us/IRS.

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