To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. STEVEN TYLER was once known as the hard-rocking front man of Aerosmith. But unfortunately, just as George Lucas totally FUC@ED the Star Wars Franchise with Jar Jar Binks; so did Steven Ty-Ty Binks destroy his rocker image by joining American Idol.
“Meesa wish Meesa had some balls. But Jennifer Lopez issa me friend..Ye Gods, Whatta meesa sayin’!.” -Steven-Ty-Ty-Binks
Joe Perry of Aerosmith is no longer livid at Steven Tyler as the band is now touring after Tyler quit American Idol. But the transformation to American Idol judge turned America’s rocker into a joke. Not just any joke but a Jar Jar Binks of a joke. He has reached out to Miley Cryus following her bong smoking scandal to offer advice. He has fallen in a shower knocking out his front teeth and recently Steven Ty-Ty-Binks has purchased a $1.1 million custom convertible.
Stevens new Hennessey Venom GT Spyder has 1,200 horsepower and can go from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds. His new car is about as useless in Los Angeles traffic as Jar Jar Binks was the most useless of all Star Wars characters.
Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!