To stay famous, celebrities need to change their look. MEGAN FOX is not a great American actress known for her dramatic abilities. She only got famous by showing her belly, butt, boobs and all other parts in multiple poses bending over everything in The Transformers.
“I want to be valued. I am more than a pose. I am more than just an image or body parts.” -Megan Fox
Esquire Magazine recently interviewed our sex symbol and apparently, she wants to be taken seriously as an actor. “It all happened so fast being typecast in the sex symbol role. I felt powerless. I was an image. I was a……” I’m sorry. Did you say something Megan bootie-luscious? I was staring at all of your parts. Just like every teenage boy has you as a screensaver. Just like every middle-aged man puts you in his “Wank-Bank” for shower time. Now if you would please, Shut-it and Bend-it!
Megan will be taken seriously as an actor when Pamela Anderson wins an Oscar for Best Actress. Megan’s recent role as, you guessed it, a sex symbol in Judd Apatow’s This Is 40 is confirmation she has joined the ranks of Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe and David Hasselhoff. Megan stated in her Esquire interview, “I will embrace my sex symbol status and make it work for me.” Megan has seen more knives than Lance Burton’s assistant. Sex symbol transformation complete! The Megan “FOX-HOLES” Doll is proof that celebrities must change their look to stay awesome.
Stay tuned for more great transformations as we study celebrities and how….TO BE FAMOUS!
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Wow, you really tell it like you see it! And Megan Fox, I guess, benefits from the “see.” Thanks for checking in with my blog. I hope I wasn’t too hard on Pattinson, but, hey, – uh, you said it with Megan- what can I say?
Totally agree with you on Megan Fox, however, would argue vehemently that Marilyn Monroe does not belong in that group. She was quite talented in addition to her other assets.
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I appreciate your comments…. but this proves that even if it takes a sex-tape to make me famous… I will forgiven and admired when I’m dead. This probably should be my next post. I Need to be dead…to be famous. Thanks for reading.
Of course there is a down side to enhancing one’s looks. If celebrities keep getting plastic surgery on their faces, all of them will start either looking like the traditional wooden puppet from The Twilight Zone, or “the traditional alien”.
Even though Michael Jackson was the most talented man in the world to me and no one can compare(past nor at present), he actually WENT THERE. So, TO ALL OF YOU CELEBRITIES who love TO GO UNDER THE KNIFE, go ahead and look like that alien from Mac and Me.
Just GO UGLY AS HELL, and lose your fans. Maybe someone’ll feel sorry for you and put you in a future Star Trek movie.
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Marilyn Monroe was a great actress.
And why do you want to be famous? It seems pretty awful to me.
The key to being famous… I figure the key is to stop caring… If you just be you, without restriction something you do will get noticed and you will be famous
I know right?? so this is the real me now! I’m a hater. hahaha
In Britain, you don’t even have to be sexy to be famous. You just have to be a complete idiot who’d sell your own Nan down the river to get on TV. How much is your Nan?
Okay wait…YOU want to purchase my Grammy?!
Who’s the IDIOT?
Oh, I wasn’t saying you are an idiot…but I’m sure a granny would come in handy around my house!
I agree with you. hahahaha…. but you don’t want MY grammy, even for house chores!
Ok, I’ll take your word for it. But if you change your mind, you know where I am! Keep up the good blog my friend!
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Dude, Monroe did not belong in a group with Carmen Electra and Hasselhoff. She actually became a decent actress, unlike those others. Great post.
Oh Christ, that is funny. Thank you for helping to take down the narrsistic shallow sex culture that masquerades as Art. Even though it makes me feel useless to the discerning public because I am obsessed with Wiener behavior……wait, you know what I mean, I am an authority on Wieners….that is an expert Wiener handler. Oh crap, forget it.
Yeah, celebrities are weiners. It’s not their fault though. Society makes them what they are. Just look at “Fast and Furious part SIX” .. it’s number one at the box office.
you can pretty much do anything and be forgiven. if you are famous. if not, you are screwed ) enjoy your blog and thanks for reading mine too – beth
yeah, I’d sure like to be a member of the “do anything” group! thanks for reading!
That’s because when you are famous and you mess up you stimulate the economy by creating headlines and selling magazines.
I hate to say this, but if I could cash in on MY looks, I wouldn’t be here now leaving this comment. Problem with all this eye-candy in the movies is that the acting is second rate, at best, and the movies are easily forgettable and usually a waste of my time top watch.
I definitely agree with you on that! I can’t say it makes me proud of myself but I would be willing to cash in on any of it… (looks, melt-downs, sex-tapes, etc..)
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I used to look like one of the sexy girls–generous bust, trim waist, and firm butt. Then I grew old. It was a good thing I had some personality and brains to fall back on, or I would be a disaster about now. I try hard not to judge a person by their looks, but I know that’s what sells. I have a number of friends that are quite lovely indeed; whether it shows on the outside or not. Well, at least I did until they read my reply.
I still enjoy looking at a fine male body. You’re never too old for that!
Being sexy is not simply looks unless all you plan to do is be in still shots. Part of your sexiness comes from attitude, personality, and confidence. Jean Luc Picard was not that sexy looking, but his confidence could fill a room. That made him terribly sexy. Then again, maybe it’s me; I like bald men.
I really don’t care if Megan Fox opens her mouth or not in a movie. Let’s face it, we all need just “eye candy” sometimes. If it’s a real story I’m looking for, I can always watch Robin Meade on HLN and get my eye candy and a good story at the same time. But don’t mind me, I’m a news junkie who has a thing for hot-looking anchorwomen! Just seems there’s something sexy about getting news reports about murder, mayhem and death from a gorgeous, sexy woman with a great smile and a wink in her eye!
Funny blog!
Thanks man! And I completely agree with you.